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			Here we go. Just add in a quote from your favourite (or not-so-favourite) TV show that fits to make this thread into a (surreal yet exciting) story. 
  
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			Inspector Clouseau ftw! 
  
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					Originally Posted by  Ronnie Rowlands
					 
				 
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