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				Guess what I've got...
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
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I didn't make it but it's awesome and I wish I did.
		 
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			That's today's most awesomist thing. Even though you didn't make it, lets just for the moment assume that you have   
I'm going to be humming that for the whole day now.
 
In the supermarket: *brings in a jar of dirt and puts it on the conveyor*  
Checkout Lady: ...What is that? 
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Whilst bowling: *uses a jar of dirt to knock down all of the pins, attendant comes over* 
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			Uh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I sense another pattern developing, someone call in the troops. 
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			Thank you for ruining my life. 
  
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					Originally Posted by  Jez
					 
				 
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