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				ZIS IS EIN COURT-MARTIAL! YOU VILL ALL BE SHOT AT SUNRRRRISE!!! [/wacko German dude]    
			
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 Is that supposed to be some cheesy impression of an English speaking German from a War Film?   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Thanks Danny, Max, you really like your German.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Yes, Ross, it was.    
			
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			Contray to what Comrade German has said here, no one will be shot at sunrise. Instead, we all drink strong russian vodka. Da, Vodka Comrades. We then all start singing Russian drinking song.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			That sounds even better, get the Drinks dan!   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Well, it did.  And that's why it's in the Spam Forum now.  Don't worry... it's happier here.    
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
				
			
			
			
		 
	
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				Contray to what Comrade German has said here, no one will be shot at sunrise. Instead, we all drink strong russian vodka. Da, Vodka Comrades. We then all start singing Russian drinking song.
			
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 Was die mutterfickenhoelle? (German for "Huh?"   )
 
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			Noooo....my lovely vodka, russain women slave to make fine bottle of vodka. Your bullets make no difference to me nazi swine! Mother Russia will provail!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Ok, now we have somehow gone back in time to the 40's, this website can do anything!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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