Dalek chat room

Ben Dawson · #1 August 11, 2006, 4:23 PM

Hello, I'm the Doctor, I have set up this thread to keep the Daleks away from Exterminating.

Ben Dawson · #2 August 11, 2006, 4:36 PM

Hello, I am Dalek Sec. I am a member of a (ehem) cult from Skaro. I am one of the original Daleks from Skaro (a few hundred years old).

Here are my favourite past times,

Exterminating all life in the universe, Exterminating all inferior life forms, Exterminating enemy Dalek Factions, erm, Exterminating, Exterminating, Exterminating, Exterminating, Exterminating, Exterminating and Exterminating.

I am looking for a partner who shares the same past times as I.
I am looking forward to a trip through outer time and space (a gap if you will) along with a couple of friends and a Genesis Ark salvaged from the Time Lords, our ultimate plan is to destroy all life on earth and (if we're lucky to run across him) the Doctor and his companion(s), and I am looking for a partner who will be interested in traveling with me.

Favourite Foods: None, Daleks don't need to eat.

Dalek armor colour: How about I leave that to your imagination.

Favourite Pick-up Line: From the human TV series Friends, How You Doin'?

I hope that people will be able to accept me for what I am, a GREAT exterminator. And I hope I get a reply from someone with similar interests.

Dalek Sec.

Ben Dawson · #3 August 13, 2006, 1:13 PM

Why doesn't anyone want to talk to Sec (sniffle)? Am I too detailed? Do Daleks have other functions other than exterminating now? I know Davros originally made us unremorseful but I Still have feelings you know.
Does anyone want to exterminate the bunny with me? Or am I going to have to stay lonely in love again (tears start dribbling down his eyestalk)?

Ben Dawson · #4 August 13, 2006, 3:15 PM

Why wont you talk to me? Do you not like me? Ouch, that hurt, you Bast@*ds, I'm Supreme to ALL life forms, I exterminate while listening to "Sex Is Not The Enemy" by Garbage and "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana, these song demonstrate the emotion involved in exterminating (I think, I don't really understand human culture). If you look in the background about 2:30's into the video of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", you'll see me, I'm the only Dalek in that video...................wait a minute.............(Gasp) They cut me out, those BAST*RDS, and why does the person who writes this for me keep censoring this, that Bast*rd, stop that you Bast*rd, stop f*@$ing with my post, stop it you w@Â£$?r, Stop it or you will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED................................thankyou, you stupid F*&%, RIGHT, YOU WILL BE F@Â£%ING EXTERMINATED (Dalek gun shoots)...............Writer: Ow, you killed me you BAST@RD.

Danny Stewart · #5 August 21, 2006, 8:41 PM

Sounds like you're having fun...

Ben Dawson · #6 August 22, 2006, 3:01 AM

I am. A lot of fun.

Ben Dawson · #7 August 23, 2006, 2:17 PM

Oh will anybody answer to me? I may be gone for a while after the next couple of days, would anyone like to join me?

Alexus · #8 September 2, 2006, 8:00 AM

I'll be busy EXTERMINATING ALL LIFE.

Ben Dawson · #9 September 2, 2006, 9:44 AM

That's what I'll be doing, would you like to join me?

Alexus · #10 September 2, 2006, 12:20 PM

Yeah, alright.

*gets knocked onto side*

Oh ****.

Ben Dawson · #11 September 2, 2006, 1:00 PM

lets see if we can fix that shall we?

Ben Dawson · #12 September 2, 2006, 1:06 PM

P.S.I said I was travelling with a couple of friends, but there's only one, and there's enough room for another Dalek, so you can take that spot.

(operates a large magnet and picks you up)

I am Dalek Sec, as you proberbly know, who are you (nudge nudge...Dalek Thay or Dalek Khan. That way it runs along with series)?