Complaints form.

[Danny Stewart]

Sorry Barney. James is correct. I created this forum ages ago so that RV could have free reign somewhere, so we wouldn't lose him as a member but he'd exercise a little more control outside of his own forum. Members were advised a long time ago that if they could not deal with his sense of humor, they should not enter his forum. It seemed an acceptable compromise then, and it still does now, at least to me. This is my site, and I have decided that RV will be allowed to yell, complain, and terrorize like he usually does, as long as it's confined to only one forum. You are given the same advice/warning that everyone else was given when this forum first opened: if you can't handle RV, stay out of RV's forum. If you can't follow this simple warning, I'm afraid there's not much else I can do.

I am also somewhat disappointed to hear that because of your post you think I will ban you. You obviously don't understand me very well.

[Ronnie Rowlands]

I'm suprised Barney hasn't been banned yet. He only ever posts to bitch about RV. I'm sick of him.

[Ross Hendrie]

For the record, the Barney account is not me.

[Recurring Villain]

Barney, now I'm offended. I spent time and effort creating a complaints form for specifically this purpose, and you completely ignored it and wrote:

Originally Posted by Barney

I find this offensive and am requesting for it to be removed.

Kind soul that I am, and to make up for the grievous use of a common name that may or may not refer to your fine self, I have created a customized complaint just for you:

Originally Posted by Barney

Dear Danny,

My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Complaints Form created by Recurring Villain on your Internet Message Board. They have Written things that I find Offensive because I find my own name offensive.

I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.

Sincerely,

Barney

There you go. Just stick that in a PM to Danny and you can have the satisfaction of having complained about a complaints form. You'll make a great little old lady.

[James P.]

I like this place! It's so RVing fun! RV YEAH!

I feel so ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

~TFTID

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart

Sorry Barney. James is correct.

When was I correct here? I only just joined today!

D'oh, RV! I just revealed my real name!



RV,
James

Also, I didn't mean to double-post! I noticed my name and I had to question its use! It's da way I rollz, peepz. OK, I'm done w/ the 'gangsta' talk.

[Superkid11]

Holy crap I believe we have a thread necromancer.

[James P.]

Originally Posted by Superkid11

Holy crap I believe we have a thread necromancer.

What's a necromancer?

[Superkid11]

A necromancer is somebody who reanimates the dead or summons ghosts. In the case of a thread necromancer, it is somebody who posts in a topic when there hasn't been a post in it for a very long time. Until the post, the thread is dead... after the post, the thread is undead.

Really though it's not a huge deal.

[Chris Britton]

he's a serial one. He's done it a few times already. But it allows the guy to establish himself I guess.

[Recurring Villain]

Originally Posted by Chris Britton

But it allows the guy to establish himself I guess.

Establish himself as the focus of my wrath...

[Ronnie Rowlands]

Oh look RV, a new toy for you to play with.

[Chris Britton]

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands

Oh look RV, a new toy for you to play with.

Don't break it now.

[Ben Dawson]

Originally Posted by Chris Britton

Don't break it now.

Now where's the fun in that??? Can I play with it, can I, can I?

[Chris Britton]

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson

Now where's the fun in that??? Can I play with it, can I, can I?

Ask RV, it's up to him.

[Ben Dawson]

Can I Rv? Can I, Can I?

[Recurring Villain]

You all have permission to play with it as long as you don't ruin my fun.

[Ben Dawson]

Yes, YES!!! :edges closer hungrily:

[Josef Kenny]

Hmmm................

Originally Posted by http://redwing.hutman.net/

Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life.

After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion.

The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality.

[James P.]

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain

Establish himself as the focus of my wrath...

Bring it on, weirdo! *Smirk* I've 12 years, 11 months, and I don't know how many days of wrath built up in me. Prepare for an awakening of gigantically rude proportions!

[Chris Britton]

Uh oh. You realize most of the people on here are between 14 and 19. Your gonna get your ass handed to you on a silver plate. If you are giantically rude, your just gonna get a gigantic banhammer.