"Eccleston Fucks Shit Up"

[James P.]

I'm finished. I've already PM'ed Danny about my "resignation", of sorts. RV, Ronnie Rolands, & Rat Souffle rejoice.

If you would like to contact me, PM me on my Youtube account. tjchin or Kirrithle (I ran out of favorites on the first account.) are acceptable. Look for tjchin and Kirrithle comments on DWAD title sequences. Goto the search bar and type in "DeNatale Alternate" and it's the 1st one. Bye.

[Danny Stewart]

Originally Posted by Rat Souffle

There's one of those pipes that goes 'woosh' somewhere and Murray picks it out and eats it.

ROFL. What a terrifically entertaining image.

Originally Posted by James P.

I'm finished. I've already PM'ed Danny about my "resignation", of sorts. RV, Ronnie Rolands, & Rat Souffle rejoice.

Here you guys go, for your entertainment:

Originally Posted by James P.

Subject: I'm sooooo far gone.
I'm sick of this place. I really am. I may love the CIN mixes & all that stuff, but the people that make them need:
1. Their mouths washed out with soap.
2. A good smack upside the head.
3. Enough sense to know when you've gone too far. WAY too far. See your newest member's only thread. It's just beyond nasty. It even turned Superkid11 against me!
4. Get some sense to know when to ban someone, Danny! I can name 3 that have gone about a trillion miles PAST the line.
5. Novel concept but... LEARN HOW TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE!

The final goodbye,
James P.

And no, I don't give a flying f*ck if you don't like me signing the post!

[Superkid11]

I never turned against him, I just spoke my mind. O_o I honestly think he'll be much better off not being here, since all he seems to do is be offended by the things we do. It's just an unnecessary source of stress for him.
So... B&?

[James P.]

Well, that was the impression I got when I wrote the PM. Excuse the mistake, Superkid.

[Danny Stewart]

Originally Posted by James P.

Well, that was the impression I got when I wrote the PM. Excuse the mistake, Superkid.

Hey, wow! Looks like your final goodbye wasn't really a final goodbye after all. I am so surprised.

[James P.]

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart

Hey, wow! Looks like your final goodbye wasn't really a final goodbye after all. I am so surprised.

Oh, don't contain your sarcasm on my account. <-- (Not mean, just poking fun, Danny.)

[Recurring Villain]

Originally Posted by Superkid11

I've never found out where it is these points go.

They fuel the Internet, they combust when they come in contact with irony.

Originally Posted by James P.

......... I am soooooooooooooo not part of this forum anymore. This is just what is wrong with soceity. You can't be nice so to make up for it you take nastiness to the extreme. Why must this happen to me? Yeah, by the way, I don't get tucked in by my grandmother, that would be dumb. But I bet Ronnie Rowlands and Recurring Villain rape theirs! Sickos. Ugh, I really need to be better on choosing which forums I join because I didn't know this one was so d*mn evil!

Bye!

[Ronnie Rowlands]

I can name 3 that have gone about a trillion miles PAST the line.

And saying that I rape my own Grandmother isn't going past the line at all?

[Recurring Villain]

Danny, please make his final goodbye final for him.

Thanks,
RV

[DefinitelyNotMurraysITGuy]

Originally Posted by DefinitelyNotMurraysITGuy

I'm trying to get a script accepted to the Doctor Who Audio Dramas. I've gone through about 40 already. All were rejected because I can't write for shit.
Link to the DWADs main webpage:http://www.dwad.net/
Here's what I'll be submitting:

Doctor Who
Eccleston Fucks Shit Up
By Russell T Davies

Summary of Precredits Scene

------------------

Eccleston arrives in a random African village for an indeterminate reason. Seeing the general happiness of the people around him, he pulls an M16 with grenade launcher attatchment from the TARDIS armoury, running over a passing nun in his 4x4. "I'm gonna fuck shit up!" he declares before driving into the village and sending women and old people screaming in terror as pieces of white hot metal rain down toward them, hitting them in various parts of their bodies and causing their flesh to explode outward in a firework display of BLOOD.
Eccleston pins a random child down under the wheel of his 4x4. He gets out and inspects the child, who is trapped but still alive and in agonising pain. "I would put you out of your misery," he tells the child, "but I'm a fucking psycho." Eccleston then shoots the young African orphan in the head over and over. His skull cracked and the flesh exploded outward, covering Eccleston and the surrounding orphans in blood and skull fragments. His head rapidly collapsed in on itself as the childs screams became less and less frequent. "NOW," said Eccleston, "BET YOU WISH YOU STILL HAD AIDS, HUH?!?"
Eccleston then lines the surviving orphans up against a mud hut. Eccleston then fires round after round into the lines of screaming children lined up with their backs against the mud hut.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" says Eccleston.
Suddenly Paul McGann appears from nowhere. "But Eccleston!," said McGann, "these orphans didn't have AIDS! YOU HAVE AIDS!"
Close zoom on Eccleston's surprised face
NYEEEEEEEEEODUMDEDUMDUMDEDUM

Episode One: Putting the Roar Back in ‘HOLY SHIT DUDE I'M GONNA CUT YOU'
Episode Two: I BANGED YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT
Episode Three: THEN I KILLED HER AND DUMPED HER BODY IN SOME DENSE WOODLAND NEAR YOUR HOME
----

Well, cross your fingers. I hope it gets accepted.


~MG

QFT

[Josef Kenny]

Originally Posted by JAMEZY PEE

1. Their mouths washed out with soap.
2. A good smack upside the head.
3. Enough sense to know when you've gone too far. WAY too far. See your newest member's only thread. It's just beyond nasty. It even turned Superkid11 against me!
4. Get some sense to know when to ban someone, Danny! I can name 3 that have gone about a trillion miles PAST the line.
5. Novel concept but... LEARN HOW TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE!

This is just asking to be turned into a song, man.

[Ronnie Rowlands]

1. Their mouths washed out with soap.
2. A good smack upside the head.

Hell, you'd think that his Grandma had written those two! Tch, I don't know. Kids these days.

[DefinitelyNotMurraysITGuy]

Originally Posted by Rat Souffle

This is just asking to be turned into a song, man.

My Grandma Ain't No Busta
By Jamie P Diddy

They want their mouths washed with soap
If I were a pusher I'd be selling you dope
A good big smack upside the head
When my homies come rollin for you you gonna be dead
If you come to my hood then you've gone to far
Mah boys gonna come put a bomb in your car
You better learn Danny when theres someone to ban
Or they gonna cap yo ass first time they can
You and yo friends have gone past the line
But if you be nice now things gonna be fine
Nasty threads bein posted by Murray's IT Guy
Even though that guy's pretty tight, pretty fly.

Word, yo.

[Recurring Villain]

WORD FROM THE STREETS YO

[Chris Britton]

This entire thread is epic. request to pin it? So the many epic lulz we got from the script and James P's resignation can always stay fresh in mind.

[Ronnie Rowlands]

Except the latter in your epic list has been annulled by JPQ's return.

[Chris Britton]

Epic fail!

[Ronnie Rowlands]

no you are.

[Josef Kenny]

I know you are but what am I?

[Ronnie Rowlands]

omg, that's more than I can handle. Rat wins, hands down.