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May 30, 2008, 7:01 AM
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101 reasons James P. was the coolest member of the board.
everybody now
1. his grandma tucks him in
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May 30, 2008, 7:02 AM
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2. His writing is way up there with the likes of Pip&Jane Baker and Eric Saward.
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May 30, 2008, 7:03 AM
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3. he's 20"11'
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May 30, 2008, 7:04 AM
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4. He has a plethora of awesome lawyers just waiting to pounce on anyone who defames him.
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May 30, 2008, 7:04 AM
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5. he can punch people through the internet
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May 30, 2008, 7:06 AM
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6. He has mastered 298 Karma Sutra positions
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May 30, 2008, 7:06 AM
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7. Kelvehee
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May 30, 2008, 7:08 AM
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8. He owns the rights to that name and you do not have permission to use it.
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May 30, 2008, 7:09 AM
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9.
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May 30, 2008, 7:10 AM
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10. I'm A Playwright You Know
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May 30, 2008, 7:10 AM
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11. His play got rejected by rejects.
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May 30, 2008, 7:12 AM
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12. He's gone through 80000000000 already but here's hoping this one gets accepted.
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May 30, 2008, 7:13 AM
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13. He's this many years old, and this many years too young to qualify for the internet.
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May 30, 2008, 7:15 AM
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14. He can deliver a good smack upside the head with his bare hands.
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May 30, 2008, 7:15 AM
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May 30, 2008, 7:33 AM
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16. He has good news and very good news and awesome news and bad news and very bad news and fucking dreadful news but which do you want to hear first?
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May 30, 2008, 7:41 AM
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17. Nobody wants to hear his stupid news.
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May 30, 2008, 7:42 AM
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18. But he says it anyway and it's as shite and boring as we all expected.
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May 30, 2008, 7:43 AM
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May 30, 2008, 7:47 AM
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