ATTN: JEZ HAS MADE 1000 posts.

[Josef Kenny]

I find that hours of the Beatles is a good substitute.

Here, here!

[Recurring Villain]

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson

I find that hours of the Beatles is a good substitute.

however,

textual evidence

[Josef Kenny]

has proven that eating cheese is beneficial to the heart.

[Recurring Villain]

cheese sucks

when you put cheese in a glass, is the glass half empty, or half cheese?

that is the question

[Josef Kenny]

when you put cheese in a glass, is the glass half empty, or half cheese?

It depends whether the glass is half full with cheese. And whether your putting the cheese in the glass or inside the glass of the glass itself.

[Recurring Villain]

no i dont believe it

thats impossible

[Josef Kenny]

thats impossible

It's not impossible, it's unpossible!

[Ben Dawson]

But I "am possible"!!! And cheese can be part of glass, it can only be inside it if it's a double glazed glass I believe.

[Josef Kenny]

it can only be inside it if it's a double glazed glass I believe.

No then it's between the two layers of glass.

[Ben Dawson]

But it's still inside a glass cup .

[Josef Kenny]

But it's still inside a glass cup .

Well its more like between layers of glass comprising the outside of a glass cup, but I'll let that one slide

[Recurring Villain]

its a paradox