The Dalek Gangsta Rap

[Recurring Villain]

Some of you might remember a song I submitted to another thread (that was OTed to death) called "Dalek Rap".

It was all good except for one thing: there was no rap nor were there any Daleks and definitely no Daleks rapping.

This I hope to rectify...

I've started writing some draft lyrics, which I'll post here so everyone can contribute ideas etc. to it. If the lyrics ever get done, then we'll need someone to spit them rhymez fo sho. I've already had someone show interest, but I'm not sure if this completely anonymous person still wants to do it.

Here's the lyrics I've done so far;

Originally Posted by Dalek Gangsta Rap

Verse 1.

Yo yo- this is Dalek Sec, live and direct, from Skaro, planet of the… Daleks.

I’m takin’ out Thals like they’d never expect. Other life forms better have more respect.

We love you as much as Hitler did Jews. But he was like you so he’s inferior, too.

I’ve got a plunger and there’s a gun to the left, and yes, pathetic human, I’ll sucker you to death.

CHORUS.

I’ve got a void ship with a Time Lord trick, cross me and I’ll blow you to microscopic bits.

Superior race means; we don’t take shit. Gangsters of the Universe, Daleks are it.

We hated you even before you were born, your mother existed and we hated her more.

But if there’s one thing that I’m completely sure is that one day I will kill the Doctor.

Verse 2.

You take the stairs, I’ll take the lift. For emergencies I’ve always got a temporal shift.

I’ll make a big hole and you’ll call it a rift, when Cybermen come through you’re like “Shit shit, shit!”

You can’t kill me cause I’ll always come back, and I’ll be blacker than black and back on the attack.

Better get your plans on track and prepare some flak cause when my heat-shield’s on you ain’t gonna do crap.

Your biggest guns can’t even get close. I’ve got death rays in a lethal dose.

When your ammo’s spent, your life will end. We destroyed the Time Lord’s and we’ll do it again.

This isn’t war; this is control of a pest. You’ll go instinct just like the rest.

And we won’t stop until we can detect that there’s no life left except the Daleks.

CHORUS.

Verse 3.

We called you the oncoming storm.

But you are nothing but another pathetic life-form.

You’re mortal; you’ve died nine times before.

I’ll destroy you until you can’t come back any more.

Verse 4.

The Dalek race will not be beaten!

Your entire race has been defeated!

You’ll know that you have reached your fate.

When you hear our call; EXTERMINATE!

CHORUS x 2.

EDIT: Just noticed censors. Bugger.

EDIT 2: Updated the lyrics, uploaded the song.

[Danny Stewart]

*sigh* I've turned censoring off, just for you RV. Feel free to put those words back now.

[Recurring Villain]

What would Gangsta Rap be without "those words", eh?

I tried to use as few as possible, though.

[Danny Stewart]

I'm sorry for not saying this earlier, but I've just sung through the entire song in my head, and it's freaking genius. You're brilliant, RV.

[Recurring Villain]

Updated

[Danny Stewart]

Just keeps getting better. The final version's going to kick serious ass.

I also love the background you've done for it. Just the right amount of the Doctor Who theme in there for me.

[Recurring Villain]

I'm not sure what I can do on it now. I'll wait and see what other people think.

[Danny Stewart]

Does it need anything more? Or are you talking about the lyrics? Because I love both the lyrics and the song.

[Recurring Villain]

Well then, I'll see if I can get my completely anonymous friend to voice the lyrics then!

[Ben Dawson]

exterminate...

[Danny Stewart]

Indeed. Let me know what he says.