Terror Alert!

[Jez]

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France`s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The Dutch, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

[Danny Stewart]

LOL! I was already laughing after the first sentence.

[Recurring Villain]

I lol'd 4 srsly.

[Ross Hendrie]

ROFLMAO. Thank you for the laugh.

LMFAO! Superb!

[Ben Dawson]

HAHA, that raised a smile, brilliant.