Ways to sort out a crashed computer

[Chris Britton]

I was thinking of this in my lunch break with my friend kate, who crashed her computer, and i started tuihnking up crazy ways to sort it out, and we had a good laugh. check them out

to sort out a crashed computer, do.....

shoot it
Fire a missle at it
Chainsaw it
Beat it with hammer
semd a SWAT team in to destroy it
Run it over with a Tank
Bomb it
Tactical Nuclear Missle
Artillery Strike
Air bombardment
send in a Chav
rip out it's Mother Board
Uninstall windows
Electrocute it
Beat it with a stick
Gas it
Acid
Light some Thermite on top of it.
Fat man to sit on it.


What do you think? and do you have ideas?

[Ross Hendrie]

lol Try sledge hammering it.

[Chris Britton]

Good one!

[Bajoran Rogue]

Originally Posted by Chris Britton

Uninstall windows

Probably one of the ones with the most chance of suceeding.
An EMP should be entertaining though.

[Chris Britton]

I knew i missed one!

[Danny Stewart]

I agree about uninstalling Windows. I'll try coming up with some ideas a bit later.

[Josef Kenny]

I think the best thing to fix a computer is get a lookalike of a greek godess to serenade it with mesmerising harp music.

[Danny Stewart]

That might just work.

[Ben Dawson]

try putting it out in a thunder storm (make sure there's lightning) and stick a metal rod on it, now, just sit and wait.